Well… i did get kicked in the nuts by a girl once…. i saw a girl… she was so CUUUTTEE! i walked up to her.. gathered the courage to talk to her… n suddenly this man walks up to her… he was like the age of her dad! I asked her who he was? his dad or brother…. n well she said he was her husband…n things got awkward… i lost my confidence n one thing led to another, i said some stuff…n she kicked me in the nuts… n her hubby just punched me right in the eye…had to walk with shades for like a week… ASSHOLE!
If like anyone’s wondering what i said… that pissed them off so much…
“Dude! i can’t even find a 50 year old to bang n you at your 50’s fucking bang this hot stuff every night?? now tell me how is that fair??”